OK, IT’S PROBABLY TIME TO PANIC. Some European maniacs have decided to design a font that automatically censors your speech by replacing politically incorrect words with their approved newspeak, because there’s absolutely no way that could blow up in everyone’s face. You can try it on their website – they even give you “permission” to say naughty things, saying “this one time, it’s OK.” Oh, thank you so much, my liege. Do these people have no self-awareness at all?

Finland, your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could they didn’t stop to think if they should!