LOOK, MY HAIR HAS BEEN WHITE SINCE I WAS 28.  I WILL NOT GO TO A SALON AND WEAR A MASK. SO I DECIDED I’D JUST GO WHITE AND LET IT GROW OUT TILL THE INSANITY PASSED. BUT I GOT THE WRONG KIND OF COLOR REMOVER, SO I HAVE WHAT SON NICKNAMED “A GOLDEN SCALP WEASEL.” BUT QUEEN NANCY GETS TO GO TO THE SALON WITHOUT A MASK? IT’S NOT JUST ME. THOUSANDS OF WOMEN JUST SCREAMED OUT IN OUTRAGE:  Pelosi Gets A Wash, Peasants Get The Spin.

And for the record, I don’t think there’s ANY need for any of us to wear a mask, particularly not ineffective, bacteria-culturing bits of cloth. This has passed the point of ridiculous.