THE OFFICIAL 2020 DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION DRINKING GAME: No one gets out of this thing sober.

Not only is Matt Taibbi a (relatively) sane leftist, he’s now working Steve Green’s side of the street, although without Steve’s endless capacity for the hard stuff. Exit quote: “A beer-based regime is recommended, as political drinking games tend to get out of hand quickly. Bong hits as substitutes allowed. Do not politics and drive.”