DEAR BABYLON BEE… IT PAINS US, IT DOES, BUT WE MUST ONCE MORE REMIND YOU THAT YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE SATIRE, AND YOU SHOULD STOP REPORTING TOMORROW’S NEWS. BESIDES, YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE A TIME MACHINE IN YOUR OFFICE, REMEMBER?  JUST LIKE WE AT INSTAPUNDIT DON’T IMBIBE PUPPY SHAKES TO KEEP OURSELVES YOUTHFUL AND BRILLIANT:  Washington Post Calls On Patriots To Change Offensive Name.