DAVE BARRY CONFRONTS CORONAVIRUS ARMED WITH BANDANAS AND READY TO STOCK UP ON SPATULAS.

My point is, I cannot sew a face mask. So I have decided that, if I have to go to a public place, I’ll wear a bandanna. My preference would be for a conservative bandanna, ideally in navy blue, but the only spare bandannas available in my household are ones from daughter’s old summer camp, Camp Highlander. They are quite colorful. When I wear one over my face I look like a festive bank robber, who perhaps is robbing the bank to raise funds for a community-theater production of “Cats.”

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