JIM TREACHER: Chinese City Bans Consumption of Cats and Dogs, Which Is Not at All Funny. “I’m not sure why they’re banning something that never happens in China anyway. The only rational explanation is that Chinese government officials are racist against Chinese people. After all, that’s the reason I’m not supposed to say anything about the virus, or China, or any person in the entire world who is of Chinese descent. The institutionalized racism that’s endemic to the United States has obviously infected our friends to the East.”

Heh, indeed. But what I am saying?