SORRY, BUT REPORTING AN OLD WHITE GUY FOR BEING AN OLD WHITE GUY IS RACISM, STRAIGHT UP: Northern Illinois U. professor reported for making ‘old white guy’ statements. Also ageism and sexism. Whoever made the report should be expelled.

And there are other stupid ones: “In another complaint, a professor was reported for allegedly ‘belittling’ students for not coming to class after a threat on campus had been debunked. In a third, a female graduate assistant had filed a complaint after she was called ‘bossy’ in her annual review.” Suck it up, buttercups.