1990 BLOOMBERG L.P. EMPLOYEES CREATED A BOOK OF HIS OFFENSIVE QUOTES:

● The only liberal I trust is a rich old liberal. Why? Because they’re old enough to understand what they’re saying, and they’re rich enough to pay for what they say!

● If women wanted to be appreciated for their brains, they’d go to the library instead of to Bloomingdale’s.

● The three biggest lies are: The check’s in the mail, I’ll respect you in the morning, and I’m glad that I’m Jewish.

● If Jesus was a Jew, why does he have a Puerto Rican first name?

At the beginning of the book DeMarse wrote “Editor’s Note” that reads, “Yes, these are all actual quotes. No, nothing had been embellished or exaggerated. And yes, some things were too outrageous to include.”

Classy stuff, particularly coming from one of the most puritanical lefties ever.