PAST PERFORMANCE IS NO GUARANTEE OF FUTURE RESULTS:

Shot: Meat Loaf says Greta Thunberg has been brainwashed into thinking climate change is real. The singer thinks the activist has ‘been forced’ into her beliefs.

—The London Independent, yesterday.

Chaser: Snowfalls are now just a thing of the past.

—The London Independent, March 20, 2000.

UPDATE (FROM GLENN:) The SJW crowd is going after Meatloaf, but this time I think they’ve bitten off more than they can chew.