YOU CAN’T ALWAYS BE YOUNG, BUT YOU CAN ALWAYS BE IMMATURE: Why Some Men Still Dress Like They’re 16. If I dressed like I were 16 I’d have shoulder length hair, a yoke shirt, and a pukka necklace. And a leather wristband with my name on it that Janie Anderson made for me. No, I don’t miss ’70s fashion. Though I do still have the wristband somewhere.