I’LL TAKE “ASTONISHING HEADLINES JUST BEFORE A DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE FOR $500,” ALEX: Hunter Biden fathered Arkansas woman’s baby, DNA test reveals.

As “Comfortably Smug” tweets, “The Dem who wishes Joe Biden congratulations on his newest grandchild at the debate tonight instantly wins this is the rule.”

UPDATE: While the rest of the media is downplaying that today is Joe Biden’s birthday, the Washington Free Beacon is not messing around: On 77th Birthday, Grandpa Joe Biden Welcomes Sixth Grandchild.