TRUMP DECLARES CLOCKS WILL FALL BACK TO 2017 THIS YEAR GRANTING HIM EXTRA TIME IN OFFICE.

Note to Snopes, the Washington Post and the New York Times: This is from the Babylon Bee, so it’s satire. As for everyone else: “Daylight Saving Time ends this Sunday, November 3, at 2 A.M., so prepare Saturday evening to ‘fall back’ by setting your clocks back one hour. Here’s everything there is to know about Daylight Saving—from a brief history of why we observe this practice to the never-ending debate about changing the clocks twice a year!”