TRUST ME, WE DON’T WANT TO GET STUCK IN OUR BACKYARD EITHER. FIRST, IF WE START TRYING TO MAKE FUNCTIONAL NATIONS OUT OF OUR NEIGHBORS TO THE SOUTH, WE DON’T STOP TILL BRAZIL. SECOND, WE — OUR CULTURE — WILL GET SWALLOWED BY THE DYSFUNCTIONAL ONES. SEAL THE BORDER AND LET THEM SORT THEMSELVES OUT. IT WILL BE THE FIRST TIME THEY HAD THE CHANCE:  The Nations In America’s Backyard Are Falling Apart While The U.S. Remains Stuck In The Middle East.