I’M VERY DISAPPOINTED IN AMERICA RIGHT NOW: America’s supply of uneaten bacon is biggest in 48 years. But not really: “Experts say it’s because hog farmers have been building up their droves in anticipation of more meat demand from China. Where an outbreak of African swine fever has killed millions of pigs. However, the pork belly pile-up might not last for long. In recent weeks, China has been importing American pork at record levels.”

Strategic bacon reserve, baby!