IF THEY WISH TO SHUT DOWN DC PERMANENTLY, I’M BEGINNING TO LIKE THE CUT OF THESE CLIMATE STRIKERS’ JIBS! Take that evil govt. man! Footage of ‘climate change activists’ from #ShutDownDC will SURELY win over hearts and minds (watch).

Barring that, why not simply implement Glenn Reynolds’ plan to remove air conditioning from Federal office buildings? As Glenn proposed, “If our rulers think global warming is a crisis, let them be a good example for the rest of us.”

UPDATE: “White privilege is not having to work on Monday morning so you can stop people in a majority POC city from getting to their jobs,” David Marcus of the Federalist tweets.