SUPER GAFFE-O-MATIC ’76: As he campaigns for president, Joe Biden tells a harrowing story of military sacrifice, punctuating it with “This is the God’s truth.” The only problem? Every detail in the story appears to be incorrect.
Related: Biden says he doesn’t know Boris Johnson’s name but UK leader ‘looks like Donald Trump.’
At least Biden didn’t call him Neil Kinnock, so he’s got that going for him, which is nice.
Earlier: Biden Forgets Obama’s Name During Town Hall – And It’s Awkward.