KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Jeffrey Epstein Totally Gets Vince Fostered.

Ever since the news broke on Saturday morning that convicted sex offender and potential Clinton embarrassment Jeffrey Epstein was found “suicided” in his jail cell the internet has been positively ablaze with weirdness.

Epstein may have been the most well-connected dangerous perv in history. The guy knew everybody. Presidents. Princes. Businessmen. Maybe even Oprah.

A guy with an acquaintances list like that can’t suddenly expire while incarcerated without speculation bombs exploding all over the place.

The whole thing stinks.