WHY, INDEED? Why Wasn’t Jeffrey Epstein on Suicide Watch When He Died? “It would have been extremely difficult for Mr. Epstein to harm himself had he still been on suicide watch, a second official said, also speaking on the condition of anonymity.”

I mean, some people will have their suspicions as to why. And by some people, I mean most people, and by most people I mean pretty much everybody.

UPDATE: And as numerous people are noting in the comments, it’s hard to have much respect for the Feds after this.