PAST PERFORMANCE IS NO GUARANTEE OF FUTURE RESULTS:

● Shot: “Global warming will sink our city and poison our kids if we don’t take action now. #GreenNewDeal.”

—Tweet by Bill de Blasio (or at least bearing his name), April 24, 2019.

● Chaser: Bill de Blasio makes fliers wait on tarmac so he can rush to The View. 

—The New York Post, today. 

Via Brooklynite Stephen Miller who tweets, “I’m going to get more enjoyment watching this dude’s campaign suspension speech more than just about anyone else this entire cycle.”