YOUR DAILY TREACHER: If You’re a Misogynist, the New Terminator Movie Will ‘Scare the F*** Out of You.

This is a brave stance, considering how notoriously misogynistic sci-fi fans are. They’ve avoided the Terminator series, the Alien franchise, the Star Wars movies, every single one of the Hunger Games, Mad Max: Fury Road… If it’s got a girl in it, genre fans don’t want to see it!

Well, too bad, woman-haters. Women get to be in movies now, and there’s nothing you can do about it except stay home.

Remember: If you don’t pay to see a movie with a woman in it, that means you hate women. And if you pay to see a movie with a woman in it and you give it anything less than effusive praise, that means you hate women. And if you disagree that these things mean you hate women, you definitely hate women.

Now go see this movie and like it, you stupid pigs!

Heh. That strategy paid continually decreasing returns for Disney’s reboot of the Star Wars franchise — unexpectedly.