TEACH WOMEN NOT TO SEXUALLY EXPLOIT THE SICK AND DYING: Female doctor, 37, loses her license for affair with ’emaciated’ male cancer patient after swapping numbers a day after his devastating diagnosis and having sex with him in his hospital bed. Making it worse is that after a while she dumped him for a colleague — and cut him off as a patient.

UPDATE: From the comments: “Haven’t we had enough of ‘girls will be girls’? Women, raise better daughters. ~A non-existent Gillette ad campaign.”