IT’S COME TO THIS: No, Jezebel, Abortion in Space Isn’t the ‘Final Frontier.’

You know, back in the 1970s they told me that “if men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.” And sure enough, in 2019 we have pregnant “men” (“Admitting his struggle with the idea of giving birth was the reason he chose to have a C-section, the new dad went on to explain it was ‘pretty straightforward'”) and abortion is a sacrament.