SCRAPPLEFACE: Democrat Senators: Sorry to Those ‘We Surely Molested.’

In a joint statement today, the Democratic men of the U.S. Senate apologized to ‘all of those we surely molested during the past several decades, though we’re not aware of having done so.’

Co-signed by all male members of the Democratic caucus, including Sen. Jeff Flake, R-AZ, the statement accepted “full responsibility for our disgusting acts that violated the trust of women in our lives. As a matter of principle, we believe the women.”

To coin an Insta-phrase, it’s satire, but is it really?