WHERE’S YOUR MESSIAH NOW? Resistance hero Michael Avenatti gets slammed in court for failing to pay a settlement. Extra bonus:

[A]n assistant U.S. attorney said Avenatti had not made a payment that was due last week for unpaid taxes as part of the agreement that was reached in January. Court records show Avenatti had personally agreed to pay about $2.4 million in back taxes and penalties.

Well, maybe he has a future at MSNBC. They love tax dodgers.