ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS NO ONE IS ASKING:
● Shot: How Kristen Stewart, Jane Fonda, and 80 Other Women Will Protest Cannes’s Astonishing Gender Gap. “On Saturday night, on the red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival, 82 women intend to make a dramatic statement about how difficult it is to ascend professionally in the film industry.”
—Vanity Fair, today.
● Chaser:
Less than a week after the 9/11 attacks, Eugene Volokh made a really interesting observation:
If you’d asked Queen Victoria about the threats her society faced, she’d probably have worried aloud about a breakdown in sexual and other morality. Ask a Hollywood producer the same question, and he’ll cite the threat of sex-hating moralists. Every age seems to warn itself most sternly about the risks that are least likely to do it harm.
We live in the most non-patriarchal moment in all of American history, if not all of Western history, if not all of human history. And yet so profound is the need to fight this terrible foe that, across the landscape, Donna Quixotes are constantly tilting their lances at mirages of their own imaginations.
Why? Well, partly because that is what we teach them to do. Our institutions also reward it. Having a good service record in the war against patriarchy is a real comparative advantage when it comes time to apply for college.
But also: because it’s fun. I don’t mean “fun” the way one says that riding jet skis or playing Call of Duty is fun. I mean fun in the sense that the battle imbues the protagonists with meaning and fulfillment, a sense of adventure and the pride that comes with dedicating yourself to a noble quest. A quest gives people a reason to get out of bed, to make courageous stands, and to feel indispensable to a great cause.
—“Turning Windmills into Giants,” Jonah Goldberg in his weekly G-File column, yesterday.
● Hangover: “Protesting on a red carpet is actually too perfect of a visual metaphor for our current political moment,” as spotted by Twitchy in a post titled “‘Irony alert’! Jet-set celebs ‘protest gender inequity on red carpet in Cannes.’”
CORRECTION: The Slate item featured material which had misattributed a Stewart Baker quote to Eugene Volokh.