LIFE IN THE 21ST CENTURY: I tried Platelet-Rich Plasma Injections On My Stretch Marks. She’s a real enthusiast: “Let’s get one thing straight: I love a good PRP treatment. There’s just something about using your own blood in PRP injections to repair and regenerate growth. Take it from someone who has hopped into a dermatologist’s chair for a PRP facial, more commonly known as Kim Kardashian West’s ‘vampire facial,’ a PRP breast-lift (yup), and even a PRP O-Shot (the [ultimate treatment] for the best orgasm of your life). So, you see, after seeing how PRP was able to give me baby soft skin, fuller, perkier boobs, and the ability to come from penetration, when I learned that the magical blood-based treatment has been known to minimize the appearance of stretch marks as well, I figured, why not?”