TOAST POST: “If you find yourself depressed by toasters, you’re thinking too hard about things,” James Lileks writes in his latest Bleat, delivering an old-fashioned Fisking to someone obsessing over heated bread as “a miniature stage on which the homogenization and industrialization of the United States is played…the toaster is a depressing ruse, a mechanized way to cover up the demise of American bread and even American diversity.”

The truth is out there…on rye with mustard.