March 8, 2018


1. Repeal the Second Amendment. Okay, buddy, go for it. You need 2/3 of the House, 2/3 of the Senate, and 3/4 of the state legislatures.

2. Redefine gun ownership as a right, not a privilege. Um, that seems inconsistent with repealing the Second Amendment, but whatever, I’m cool with it.

3. Prosecute the NRA as a terrorist organization, “which is what they are.” Actually, no, it’s not. Terrorism has legal definition and the NRA isn’t anything of the sort. What they are is an organization that disagrees with you on policy. Prosecuting people who disagree with you on policy as terrorists is fascistic, and also tends to make me want to go buy more and bigger guns.

So in short, we have a platform that’s part incoherent, and part monstrous. Nice work. And, sadly, typical.