TOO GOOD TO CHECK: Hawaii missile alert caused a 50 per cent jump in PornHub traffic.

“By 8.23am, traffic was a massive -77 per cent below that of a typical Saturday. As residents were notified around 8.45 that the initial warning was sent in error, traffic began to return to normal and Hawaiians collectively breathed a sigh of relief.

“Those seeking further relief, headed back to PornHub where pageviews surged +48 per cent above typical levels at 9.01am.”

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