December 7, 2017

YOU SHOULD KNOW IT TOOK SENATOR STUART SMALLEY A LOT OF CORRUPTION TO STOP BEING AN UNFUNNY COMEDIAN AND START BEING AN UNFUNNY SENATOR: You’re not going to dislodge him that easily, America.  Do you think votes found in the trunk of cars made themselves up?  And after all this, you didn’t think he was going to grope a few women?  Ah!  You’re naive.  What’s a woman, when you’ve raped congressional elections?  Al Franken: Hanging on Like a Stubborn Case of the Clap… For Now.