September 21, 2017

EVER SINCE TRUMP APPEARED, LATENT PHALLOPHOBIA HAS BECOME BLATANT PHALLOPHOBIA: ‘The View’ co-host: Trump making ‘phallic reference’ with ‘rocket man’ talk.

Actually, the “Rocket Man” reference leads to “burning out his fuse up there alone,” which is an apt characterization of Kim Jong Un’s domestic political situation. But I don’t expect denizens of The View to get this.

UPDATE: A much deeper analysis from Ann Althouse, including a Robert Heinlein quote that I had forgotten!

“No, she’s absolutely right,” said Zeb, patting the enormous pistol at his hip. “This is a penis substitute. After all, if I could kill at a range of thirty meters with my penis, I wouldn’t need to carry this thing around, now would I?”

In my defense, it’s from Number of the Beast.