CANADIAN SPECIAL FORCES SNIPER KILLS AN ISIS FIGHTER FROM TWO MILES AWAY IN THE LONGEST CONFIRMED KILL SHOT IN HISTORY.

As one of Ace of Spades’ co-bloggers notes, “It must be a tremendously demoralizing circumstance when every now and then somebody around you gets shot, and you have no idea where the bullet came from, and probably didn’t even hear it.”

Meanwhile, in a very different Canadian universe, “Justin Trudeau Hugs a Puppet Unicorn in a Beautiful Universe Much Like Our Own.”

Found via Kate McMillan of Small Dead Animals, who notes, “This is a real headline.”

What is this “real” you speak of?