BECAUSE WHEN TRUMP MOVES, HE SLICES LIKE AN F***ING HAMMER, BABY: “A source close to [Paul Anka], 75, told Radar exclusively that he will buck the trend of most singers and perform his song ‘My Way’ at the Inauguration January 20…with lyrics re-written for the incoming Commander-In-Chief!”

I assume this time, the guys will get shirts — and they’ll be the softest most luxurious shirts you can imagine. So many shirts, you’ll be sick of all the shirts.