QUESTION ASKED AND ANSWERED. OR, TWO NEWSWEEKS IN ONE!

Shot: Why Facebook Can’t Fix Fake News.

—Headline,  Newsweek, Monday.

Chaser:

Acknowledging that many news stories (such as celebrity obituaries) are largely drafted ahead of time with only a few dates and times left to be filled in, Newsweek has compiled stories celebrating Hillary Clinton’s landslide win on Nov. 8. It’s the safest of safe spaces for the Clinton supporters who were literally balled up on the floor and vomiting at the Javits Center that night.*

—Newsweek offers Hillary supporters in mourning dispatches from an alternative reality where she won, Twitchy, yesterday.

* Sounds extremely painful. I hope there weren’t any Korans being flushed down the toilets in the restrooms there that night.