ROGER SIMON: Nixon II, the Sequel — It’s Not Just a Movie.

In Hollywood they say if you’re going to make a successful sequel, you have to push things just a little further, take maybe a few more risks, than the original. It doesn’t always work, but when it does, it’s gangbusters (cf. the more violent, yet more sophisticated, The Godfather Part II).

But have no fear, coming soon to a theater near you if (Heaven forbid and it may) Hillary Clinton is elected is Nixon II—the blockbuster of all time. The logline reads: And you thought Watergate was big!

Don’t take my word for it. Take Bob Woodward’s, Mr. Watergate himself, who recently declared: “The Clinton Foundation is corrupt. It’s a scandal.”

Corrupt indeed. It dwarfs Watergate by a stratospheric amount.

But she’s a Democrat, so can it really be boffo?