LIFE IN THE AGE OF MASS HYSTERIA: Student Confused For Creepy Clown Says He Could Have Been Killed By Cops.

Note to cops, and everyone else: Being a “Creepy Clown” isn’t actually a crime. But it gets worse: “UIC senior Oscar Chavez was handcuffed and detained by police Tuesday afternoon after other students reported a suspicious clown on campus. The interaction with police — who approached him with guns drawn — scared him. ‘I wasn’t even dressed as a clown.'”