PARIS MORPHED INTO SAN FRANCISCO SO SLOWLY, I HARDLY EVEN NOTICED: You May Soon Be Able to Walk Around Paris Butt Naked.
The 21st century isn’t really working out the way I had hoped. Particularly given that, as a friend of Glenn Reynolds once said, “the people you see at the nude beach are seldom the people that you want to see at the nude beach.”
See also: photo atop article.