BECAUSE LEFTISTS ARE UNHAPPIER EVERYWHERE: The Joy of (Right-Wing) Sex – Why Are Conservatives Happier In Bed? “Conservatives have significantly better sex lives than their left-leaning rivals, a new survey has found. Of 19,000 respondents in Europe, 73% of right-leaning voters were happy with their sex lives, compared to 66% of lefties. But why might this imbalance occur, and why does it matter that left wing voters are less happy about their sexual habits?”

Leftist politics in general is mostly just compensation for (usually justified) feelings of personal inadequacy.