AN ACTRESS, A FORMER CONGRESSMAN, AND A RABBI WALK INTO A BAR… “In an op-ed for the Wall Street Journal this week, Pamela Anderson and Rabbi Shmuley Boteach warn of pornography’s ‘corrosive effect on a man’s soul and on his ability to function as husband, and, by extension, as father’…The op-ed specifically cites the recently renewed controversy of disgraced former Congressman Anthony Weiner, who was found for a third time earlier this week to have allegedly sent lewd images of himself via text message. In the wake of the scandal, Weiner’s wife, Huma Abedin, announced that she would separate from him. Boteach and Anderson believe the Weiner episode is representative of the ‘addictive dangers of pornography.’”

So don’t eat meat and don’t look at porn? Pamela Anderson turned into Carrie Nation so slowly, I hardly even noticed.