METAPHOR ALERT:
Shot: Watch: Obama helps fire a marshmallow cannon at the White House.
—The Washington Post, today.
Chaser: Experts say Russia will likely get away with buzzing U.S. destroyer.
—The Washington Examiner, today.
Hangover: The Obama Administration Is Now Apologizing For America Winning World War II.
—The Federalist, yesterday.
UPDATE: An Iowahawk photo juxtaposition sums up today nicely. (Read: All too depressingly.)