ABUSED BY BILL, HILLARY HATES ALL OTHER MEN, AND, ACCORDING TO DAVID PLOUFFE, THAT WILL BE REFLECTED IN HER CAMPAIGN AGAINST TRUMP: “Hope and change, not so much,” said David Plouffe, who managed Mr. Obama’s 2008 campaign, referring to the slogan that defined that race. “More like hate and castrate.”

It’s okay to characterize your campaign in terms of sexual mutilation when you’re a Democrat, though. It’s not like you’re Sarah Palin using printer-registration marks on a map.