WHICH IS A RELIEF: Yes, Virginia, Santa is not a socialist. Besides, socialist Santa just somehow would end up taking away all the toys and selling them for his blow and hookers habit, all the while proclaiming the highest devotion to an abstract “people” and its interests.
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