THEN: CHURCHILL WINS WORLD WAR II WHILE INGESTING COPIOUS QUANTITIES OF TOBACCO, BRANDIED PORTS AND RED MEAT. NOW: Treat meat eaters like smokers, warns Jeremy Corbyn’s new vegan farming minister Kerry McCarthy.

As John Podhoretz tweets in response, “Who needs satire?”

(McCarthy sounds like she’d need a fainting couch merely at the notion of Bullets & Bourbon in Texas. They have very big ones at Rough Creek Lodge, but they’re covered in rich, soft leather, alas.)