REPORT: UNITED AIRLINES PILOT DUMPS LIVE AMMO INTO PLANE’S TOILET:

A United Airlines captain reportedly disposed of live ammunition into a Boeing 767′s toilet en route to Germany from Houston on June 24. United Airlines refuses to comment on the incident.

The captain of United Airlines Flight 133 reportedly realized he had live ammunition in the cockpit, ammunition which could not be brought into Germany. His solution?

Leave the cockpit during the flight and dump it into the waste bin of the lavatory of the 767.

A flight attendant discovered the live ammunition in the waste bin and alerted… the captain.

No word yet if the pilot had…a fistful of travellers’ cheques, as well.

(Apologies for the incredibly obscure British comedy reference in that previous link.)