MICKEY KAUS: Why The Coyotes Were Right. “What if they were making a simpler, more credible pitch: They’d discovered a new hole in enforcement. If you made it into the interior of the US, you were home free! Obama would not deport you. You might not get amnesty, or work permits, or a scholarship, or welfare benefits or even a drivers license. You’d be stuck as an illegal in Aztlan doing the jobs illegals can do and living the life illegals can live. For Central Americans that might still be a highly appealing life.”