August 7, 2014

I THINK THE WORLD’S BETTER OFF IF HE JUST KEEPS RIDING THAT PINK BICYCLE: What John Kerry Did While The World Burned Last Weekend. “As usual with these annual summer photos on Nantucket, Kerry looks surprised that someone just walking along happens to have a cellphone camera. It’s happened to Liveshot how many times now, just on Nantucket, and he’s still astounded that it’s happened again. Apparently, he still believes it’s 1984, and the only photographers are from the Globe, and if they take another embarrassing shot, he can just call Mr. Winship or Mrs. Winship and get it killed.”