March 17, 2014

HEH: Obama Spends Afternoon In Garage Restoring Classic Drone. “After popping the cap off of a fresh Rolling Rock, the 44th president of the United States explained that in an effort to maintain its mid-’90s authenticity, he is rebuilding the craft using mostly original RQ-1 parts ordered either directly from the manufacturer or traded with other collectors online. The head of state added that he has come to prefer the latter, saying that it provides him an opportunity to meet and talk shop with fellow ‘drone-heads.'” Like some sort of bizarro Bearded-Spock IowaHawk.