THE COUNTRY’S IN THE VERY BEST OF HANDS: Child Porn, Coke Smuggling: Hundreds of DHS Employees Arrested Last Year. “Border Patrol agents smuggling weed and coke. Immigration agents forging documents and robbing drug dealers. TSA employees caught with child porn. Those are just a few of the crimes perpetrated by Department of Homeland Security employees in just the past year.” We should abolish the Department of Homeland Security, which has turned out to be just as big a disaster as I predicted back in 2002.