SORRY, BUT MIKE BLOOMBERG IS THE LAST GUY ROMNEY SHOULD BE COZYING UP TO. What would it take to make me vote for Obama? An awful lot, but Bloomberg on the ticket might do it . . .

UPDATE: Prof. Stephen Clark says I’ve got this all wrong:

I’m LMAO at this story. My reading of it is that Bloomberg is so radioactive that in secret is only way that Romney can huddle with the mayor of NYC. Savor it. Proof that Bloomberg is a troll: the mayor of NYC stinks so badly that Romney can only meet him in secret.

P.S. If true, kissing the troll may have more to do with ferreting out intent of third party mischief via Americans Elect 2012 or other means.

Good points all.