HOMELAND SECURITY UPDATE: TSA officers charged with trashing South Beach hotel room, shooting gun. “Miami Beach police say two Transportation Security Administration officers partied a little too hard Tuesday night, trashed their South Beach hotel room and then picked up a semi-automatic handgun and shot six rounds out the window. One bullet pierced a $1,500 hurricane impact resistant window at a nearby Barneys New York, penetrated a wall and tore into some jeans in the closed store’s stockroom, according to store manager Adelchi Mancusi.”

The good news is, this is probably enough to get even unionized government employees fired. Probably.